Perth

Airports - waiting, sore bum from sitting, sore feet from pacing, free food due to the delay... More delay.. Hassles bordering the plane, broken seat, got moved to the very very back of the plane - so last one off in Perth, But AM IN PERTH, so can't complain.

Got to the baggage area, met my friend and was informed that, although all I could dream about was a nice hot shower and a warm comfy bed, we were in fact going out. I moaned, I groaned, but there was no getting out of it, so off we went. Actually it was fun - a gay bar on Wed night in Perth as my mate's friend is a gay trucker/butcher (believe it!), except that we missed the mud wrestling and there was the most annoying gay man there who was a) quoted songs and movies and french literature like he was unable to think for himself b) far too verbose with the use of unnecessary multi-syllable words and c) way too over the top with the use of arm gestures and drag queen-esque poses. My mate thought that I was interested in the conversation - I was just nodding and smiling, putting in the occasional laugh to placate this crazy little self loving gay man - clearly I am good at faking and was not saved at the multiple times I wanted to be saved from the pain of his blah blah blah. Anyway, overall Fun fun fun.......

Today was at the beach and I had a momentary thought for those I have left behind and would be at work where I could also still be, but then i wiggled my toes in the sand and smiled. I'm on holidays..... My desk is no longer a place I have to sit.

Mwah x